++ New site. ++

Hey guys. Mandel is the leetest and she gave me a new site, so I wont be updating here any more for a while..Meaning until her site closes down. X.x. So consider this stuff old. If you wanna see my new site, feel free to go here God damnit thats a sexy site..Anyways, just want you all to know, I love ya! XD. Peace.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Sunday, April 25, 2004 ++

++ ++



Currently feeling: tired, hyper, happy


The voices in my head are singing: Silver and cold - AFI.


Random thought: Nose piercing..Tommorow..Im there.


So yeah, random day..Basically dicked around. On a brief note, Sheldon doesnt like me. No body likes me. x.x. So yeah, in social, me, Ash and Mandel ate Mandels jelly beans..And there were shit flavoured ones. I learned = white is bad. So yeah, Im not going to school tommorow, because Im too fuckin cool. Actually, no. Im an idiot and cant afford to miss school, but Im going to the city to get my nose pierced, then either spend whatevers left from that, or give it to Cliff..Hm..Decisions, decisions. But I want you all to know this..
I dont want to look at animals...
Eat chocolate...
Meet your mom...
I just want BANG BANG BANG.
Yeah thats right, bitch. I think Im not going to move back to Alberta, after this year. Why, you ask? Cuz all my 'friends' (XD) are here, and I figure, Im sick of moving. I just want to relax. Ive moved like 4 times, in the last couple years. Thanks. I dont need that shit. Not to mention, Lynn is suspiciously patriarch, like. I cant do anything. Dye my hair blue? Hell no. Get my nose pierced? I might as well commit suicide cuz she'll kick my ass. Luckily, my mom doesnt give a fuck what I do. Why? Because my theory is, she realizes how kick ass I am and bows down to my greatness. Hahahahah yeah right. That'd be the day. So on MSN today, Im pretty sure Cliff dissed me..But I never know with that guy..Hes so damn confusing. Kelsey said I was pretty, and I said 'UGLY' and we argued about my invisible prettyness..I was thinking the whole time 'Man, your my friend and all, but you dont need to shower me in bullshit..' But yeah. We were deciding how Im gonna mack Jordan this summer when I go to High River, and she goes 'You'll have to steal him from his 'GIRL FRIEND' first.' And we started laughing, cuz he's always sayin he has a g/f, and we always know its bullshit. So I was like 'Ah shit, not again. I might as well give up, cuz we both know I aint got shit all on an invisible chick' . -.- The truth hurts. Alot. Kay well...I give my blog a thumbs down..So Im leaving.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Monday, April 19, 2004 ++

++ Your mom. ++



Currently feeling: tired, shitty


The voices in my head are singing: My band- D12


Random thought: Fuuuck you.


So I was up till 5 the other night, went to bed, and at 7 in the morning my asshole brother has the balls to start beaking me. So what did I do? I did what any red blooded canadian who was randomly being dicked around with at 7 AM would do...I kicked his fucking ass. Then, he got in shit for beaking me. Serves the lil bastard right. Then he has the odacity to tell me Im an asshole, so I told him to fuck right off. Just because hes a lil shit head, why the fuck do I need to put up with his shit. Just because no one else has the balls to beat his ass when hes being a dick.
So hah. I got teh chocolate for easter..And it was teh good. Tonight, Im havin chocolate ice cream..And yeah! Woot..I need to go piss people off. So..The only reason I updated was because I was bored..And Hollis, Mandel and some other assholes I cant remember were bitching at me to update last week sometime..Who do they think I am? I'll update MY SITE when IM damn good and READY! x x, yeah thats right. Anyways, Im going to leave, until Ive got more to bitch about.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Sunday, April 18, 2004 ++

++ Fuckerz ++

Well seeing as I have a comp, I was updating daily on word, so I could put it all on when I got the net. So heres my last few weeks.

Currently feeling: Damn proud, tired, happy


The voices in my head are singing: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous – Good charlotte


Random thought: I always knew I could fumigate an entire class…


Well today was pretty kick ass..For the most part -.-; I had an in-school suspension from periods 3 to the end of the day. Why? Because I placed a stink bomb in Mr. Robertsons class and it smelled so bad that the class couldn’t be used for the day ^^! So yeah heres how it happened..At 5 minute break, I figured because I was skipping period 2 to go downtown, cuz there was team building meetings..And those are ghey. Anyhoo, at 5 min break, I went into Mandels english class, sat down, and placed the bomb, and set it so it would explode (All you do is push on it a bit, then it inflates, explodes and reeks like rotten eggs and ass.) then I left. I was by my locker when it exploded and all I heard was ‘*POP* AHHHH OMFG THAT’S SO GROSS!’ Then I ran into the girls bathroom. When I came out, everyone was like..out of the class saying how bad it smelled. I almost shit myself laughing. So then, I leave through the 7th grade doors and Im just about to make my escape (and this was stupid of me, I should of left through the doors on the left side of the building) when WHAM! OUT COMES MR. PROPOWSKI! I almost died. He was all ‘Amanda, get in the office!’ so I was thinking ‘..Shit’ and I went in. Mr. Cline came out and said to follow Mr. Robertson, so I did. He made me sit in the room for like 5 minutes, luckily, it was aired out a bit by then. So Im sitting there, shitting myself laughing, listening to Mr. R teach his class out side (Just below the windows) and Mr. Cline comes in. He takes me to the office and I make up some bullshit story about how I didn’t know it smelled that bad. He gave me an in-school and again I spewed forth the bullshit, saying I had an appointment downtown. So he let me go to it, and I bought some stuff , then went to my in-school. I told a few people about what happened before I went in to the office so then a few hours later, I hear that Amber set one off in the girls bathroom..I thought it was hilarious. After appologizing to Mr. Robertson, I found out that I was the second person to do that in the school. Needless to say, I was pissed off, I WANTED TO BE FIRST!! But I guess theres this kid in grade 7, Sheldon, and he likes me. Turns out he was the guy who set off the first one. So yeah, that’s kinda cool. In other news, I dyed my hair blackish blue..It looks pretty fuckin cool. ..Oh yeah, btw, I got my computer finally. Its so damn cool. Harrr..Well that’s it for now peace!!

<3 Rel, the black haired, all mighty, ph34rable, leet prankst4r!

Omg..what a ghey ass title, eh?

March 24, 2004.

Currently feeling: Like a big whitey, tired, hyper.


The voices in my head are singing: Mandel and Eric singing ‘LA LA LYSOL!’ ..


Random thought: ..When people get hurt..Its fuckin hilarious XD!!


So yeah I re-dyed my hair last night, it looks damn leet now. But today was awesome. Math sucked. Home ec sucked even more, I learned that Interior design is one of the most boring things Ive ever had to listen to. Id rather have my nipples torn off by rabid gerbils than have to listen to Mrs. Dahls fake happy voice blabbering about non stop bull shit. I aint gonna build a house. Why the fuck do I have to know what colours compliment angles, or make a room look larger or some other bull shit like that? That’s right, I don’t. But for some damn reason, that bitch thinks she can waste my valuable time with this solids-escaping-from-an-anus-like unit? Who the fuck does she think she is?! Anyways, english was okay, me and Kyle dicked around the whole class, he made fun of Courtney, I almost shit myself laughing, but I felt sorry for her at the same time. Noon was what made the day fuuun..First off, me, Mandel, and Ash are sitting around talking, and Jordan comes up and starts talking. Jordan proposed to me at the dance, just being a dork so I played along and agreed. So now were pretend engaged. ANYWAYS ..Back to the point. He comes up and started bein a dork all ‘Hi my queen’ and all this so I played along. I said something about him cheating on me, and Kat pointed to some ugly bitch going into the music room and said that he's cheating on me with her too..So I was all ‘..Aahhhh no no no! Aint dis some shiat!?’ And I walked in there and gave that bizatch a piece of my mind..So then the computer lab opens, and we all go in there. Jordan starts sayin somethin again and here was the convo we had for the next 5 minutes..
Keep in mind Im using..Or trying to use..A native voice..I guess it sounded more hindu than anything. (..Yeah The native story is amusing, Eric, Scott and Mandel figure their natives so their using accents and all this..its pretty fuckin funny..Mandel with randomly go ‘Alrighty Whitey!’ or ‘LA LA LYSOL!’ or something retarded like that..)

Jordan: Oh my beautful wife I- …
Me: Oh no no I am not your wife, you big whitey! I want a divorce, and child support bizatch!
Jordan: But we don’t have any kids…
Me: I GOT A BABY IN THE OVEN! YOU CAN START PAYING ME IN LYSOL! Its Thursday, theres a special at K-mart, get going.
*Mandel and Ashley are shitting themselves laughing.*
Jordan: Okay okay I’ll get you the lysol but please, give me another chance.
Me: No. Your too much of a whitey.

And that was my noon hour. Science was okay..I kinda had no fuckin clue what the hell Mr. D was talking about but suuure I had fun. He’s always amusing. Social was the best, we took notes, whispered native bullshit, then we had the last 15 minutes of class to dick around. During that time, Mandel, me and Ash were talking about our experiences with people falling down escalators, or horbies wiping out on bikes or pushing people down stairs..Best ev4r. XD so yeah..That was my day. How was yours? Oh wait. I don’t care. Just kidding. Damnit I only ate one sandwhich at lunch today. Kat and Jordan ate my other one, and all my cookies. Assholes. -.-; Oh well. Have I told you that Ive come to the conclusion that Clifford R is hot? Well he is. Everything about him screams hot. He’s got this ..Gothic kind of look to him..Yet he looks like a normal guy. Yeah him an me danced at the dance, and I got a hug from him. Not to mention, he said he might take me to the underground one day. I guess that’s a club in the city for people like us. (Goths, punks or whatever.) OH! Onox emailed me today, I thought it was a white ninja comic, cuz that’s what he titled the email but it turned out that it was a pic of his dumb ass mooning me. I almost shit myself laughing. Im gonna have to get him back. My friend Frank is gonna buy me a web cam, so when I get one, Im gonna moon Onox back. We’re thinking of getting the internet, but Lloyd figures Sasktel is a bunch of money laundering nazi’s, but that’s the only internet service I get out here. Speaking of the internet, I’ll be online on Saturday, Im hoping, cuz my horby like little brothers have their soccer tournament. Hm, Im gonna talk my mom into letting me stay after school on Tuesdays, but with my luck, Im doubting she will. If she doesn’t, Im gonna cry. Hm..This is one hell of a long entry. Possibly, I will shut up now. But I have a question, what would underwear say if they could talk…..So many out comes..Such as ‘..AH OMFG NOOOOO!!!’ or ‘ ..Bow chica wow!’ *Watches Mr. R fall down the stairs..* XD I want a horse..And money. And a job..And a boyfriend -.-;; Bleh. I’ll take the first 3. And some ice cream. I once made a website all by myself. It was connected to this page. I don’t remember the URL. But basically it was the big list of things that suck. Im gonna remake it, and hope that I don’t forget the URL. This time it’ll be bigger and better than ev4r before. You will ph34r it!!! I wonder what this turbo button does.. Kay well Im gonna bounce. Bye.

March 25, 2004.

Currently feeling: Hindu, happy, hyper..


The voices in my head are singing: In the tee-pee .. – Eric and Mandel. ..


Random thought: .Im gonna moon Jaret, then kick his ass while he’s blinded.


So today went by fast. It was great fun. Me and Kyle dicked around all english, and were just laughin our asses off. Then in social, we watched a movie and in science, me an ash dicked around. On the bus on the way home, me an Kyle were jokin around and we were like..talking about stoned flies, kewl aid, midnight lysol runs and hair brushes..XD. Kyle figures he should go up to courtney and go ‘Hey bitch, get your ass in the kitchen, make me some K.D while I fuck you in the ass with a HAIR BRUSH!!’ ROFL ><;; Best ever. Kewl aid is teh ownzor. Hm..So yeah that’s about my day. I gotta go to town tommorow, dick around on the internet, and Im gonna kill Praz. He r so dead. -^_^- Hrm..So yeah I think Im gonna skip Home ec on Monday seeing as I didn’t today. I got tea. Yaaaaay!! *Retard voice* XD

March 29, 2004

Currently feeling: Native


The voices in my head are singing: Yeah - Usher. ..


Random thought: Scotts a jew.


Well ladee-fuckin-daa. This weekend, we broke another car, dicked around and other than that did nothing. I installed some shitty games on the computer, which really arent worth the memory. Anyways. Today, me an Maliquai got together again. He’s a sezzy biznitch. >.>; But yeah. Im getting my internet soon, but with the plan figured that I got, my moms gonna hog all my 180 damn hours..Im gonna have to password the internet if that’s the case -.-. I cant let her know too much about this computer. She’s..Nosey as it is. Anyways, Im gonna bug Lynn to send me my files off our computer, maybe that’ll use up all my memory..See, my comp, sucks hard. Theres like..Hardly anything for memory but meh. I’ll fix it. So yeah that’s my day. Woo hoo. The horbes are gonna watch ‘Daddy Day Care.’ So uh Im gonna leave and play PS2..Id rather have my nipples ripped off by rabid dogs than have to watch that movie. Further more, Im getting desperate. I have a computer..But no internet. WHERE IS THE PROBLEM IN THAT? DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE IT OTHER THAN ME?! Gawd! But yeah. Johnny Depp. He’s hot. Yay. But uh..Im gonna go. My brothers a brown noser, and its making me sick. Bye.

March 30, 2004

Currently feeling: Bored..


The voices in my head are singing: Yeah - Usher ..


Random thought: .Alright Alright!.


Man, my brother is such a horby..-.-; Fuckin kids..I swear to god Im never gonna have any. Ever. They just don’t STFU! I feel like slapping him and yelling ‘STFU NEWB!’ Rofl. That’s the best. I can wait till I get the internet. Fuckin noobs. Anyways, Courtney likes Kyle, again. I think Kyle likes Courtney. That’s sooo gross. OH OH OH. Cliff (Dead sexy beast) got me my ‘jewelry’ today..He got me a spiked collar. Though, I owe him 15 dolla now. But its worth it. Him and me are gonna be the only people to - EVER - touch it. Ev4r. Seriously. Anyways..Yeah..Ive been skipping my DT’s caz they arent worth going to lolz..>< stupid fuckin Mrs dahl..I hate her. So much. She’s so fake. Her and her stupid voice. Dumb hag. FUCKIN KIDS DON’T STFU! >< ARRRR…Mk..Well..Im gonna go. Im about to have an aneurism…

March 31, 2004

Currently feeling: pissy, tired


The voices in my head are singing: Happy together – Simple Plan


Random thought: Teen baldness or self denial in the area of old age?


Ive come to the conclusion that Rosetown is conspiring against me. Get this..I have from tommorow (Thursday the 1st of april) till next Thursday for DT’s. Damnit. Aint that a bitch? What’d I do you ask? I got a late slip and it was 3 more DT’s, plus I had 2 that I had to go to already..And >< ugh unfair-ness. My mom locked herself in her room, I think shes going insane. I went to the city today, had the window down all the way, and my head out the window. My hair of course got knotted to shit. So I take a shower, hoping it’ll all go away afterwards. Did it? Hell fuckin no. I was actually quite mad. So I had to “detangle” it with conditioner.. That shit don’t work! I fuckin ended out combing the knots out and fuckin ..Makin the sink look like a gorilla. Why? Cuz my mom wouldn’t give me her hair detangling spray. Oh well. I didn’t rinse the sink out, so she gets to ph34r my hair..I swear if I didn’t know better, Id say I was going bald..But whatev. I still say Cliff is hot..>.> *T3h obsessed* XD Yeah Im a loser. Wanna know the sad part? He’s in gr 12 with a girl friend..>< Oh well, I cant let something like that detour me now can I? Rofl. Im ..Persistant. Well..I think Im done. HOLAY. It just got really nipply in here..Like Im talkin “Madonna-Cone-Boobs” Nipply..Oookay Im gone.

April 2, 2004

Currently feeling: Pissed off.


The voices in my head are singing: Yeah – Usher


Random thought: I god damn hate you all.


So yeah. This week sucked hard. Why? Because of Ashleys dumbass advice. Fuck shes an idiot. I swear to god Im never listening to her. She landed me another damn DT because she said if I go to this social help thing at noon, it’ll count as a DT. And..It didn’t. God damnit. So theres ANOTHER fucking DT. Cunt. Plus she wont just shut the fuck up about this collar that Cliff got me. Okay, so it looks plastic. ITS NOT PLASTIC. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOUR DUMB ASS THINKS. Fuck. >< I realized today that most of my friends are assholes. That was special. --;; So yeah Im getting my internet tommorow..Hooray. I hate school, and everyone there. Ah shyt. My moms turning into skinny Lynn..>< She’s gonna get net nanny from lynn. Damnit. JUST WHEN YA THINK YOUR OUTTA THE WOODS..WHAM! bleh. So that’s special too. So yeah Im gonna go. Peace out.

P.s..Im kidding Ashley and Mandel. I dont hate you...Much..XD

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Monday, April 5, 2004 ++

++ Black hair.. ++

Currently feeling: Happy, tired, black haired.


The voices in my head are singing: Hit that - The offspring


Random thought: Clifford R is hot.


Woot. I dyed my hair black finally. It looks cool, but I gotta put more dye in cuz the one bottle didnt quite do the trick. Ash might sleepover and do my hair tonight. But anyhoo, I got my computer, gonna set it up tonight and uh..Soon will be connected to the internet. So yeah on Friday..I went to a dance..And it was fun, for the most part. I danced with a DJ..And he was hot..Further more, my hug count..Was like..6 people in one night. I rool. Courtney's cousin, Cliff, is hot. I danced with him..And I got a hug. -.- I dun care if he has a g/f or not..He is like ..Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn. I'll be in town after school..Actually, Im gonna be leaving about 2:00 to go to the lib..And then uh..Dick around on the internet there for a few hours..So yeah. In class now, gotta run, bye.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 ++

++ Kendall...Sucks. ++

Currently feeling: Happy, tired


The voices in my head are singing: Hit that - The offspring


Random thought: Kendalls penis has a first name..Its s-m-a-l-l...Rofl ><.


So yeah. Boring last few days, not alot has happened. Maddox updated. Courtney asked the hot new guy, Ray to the dance, but hes not going. I have to ask Kyle Cole as a part of the bet we made. But hopefully he'll say no or something like that. We're gonna ask random guys to the dance cuz we're assholes. Lolz. Anyhoo..Lets see..Science is a blast, english is okay, damn near done my pants, math is t3h sux0r..And uh..Social just blows. Uh..Im gonna go..Im pissed off now.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 ++

++ HAIRBRUSH!! ++

Currently feeling: Happy, tired


The voices in my head are singing: Hit that - The offspring


Random thought: Mandel, Ashley...Go brush your hair.


So Friday was the best day. Ever. The 3 morning classes were easy, I got started on my pants and can sew them on Monday. In the after noon, basically everyone went to this ghey movie (You had to pay a 1$ or something to get a -floor- seat so me Ash, Mandel, Eric, jew-boy, and some others were in our normal 4th period class, which was science. At that time, it was just me and Ash and Mr. Duerkson left at 2:00 leaving us alone for the next hour and a half. During that time, I had a diss-out (Half an hour long..possibly more) with mr. Robertson. I got had. But yeah, I taught a class (How to make a pipe, 101. Followed by How to smoke weed and get higher than a motherfucker 103.) rofl..-.- Best day. And this new kid, Ray. He's hot. He was in some of my classes. Yeah man ..Good times. Kthxbye..>>

--Update..--


So yeah Im still bored in the library. I was thinkin Mandel should get on and knight me..Or something. Im teh uber bored.Had a l33t conversation with Brett, then one with Amanda Hollis about blow jobs..>>. Apparantly my computer is gonna be ready in a matter of days, then shall come the internet..WAHAH b3 ph34ring! Biznatch!

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Saturday, March 6, 2004 ++

++ Bite my ass and shiver me timbers! ++

Currently feeling: Happy


The voices in my head are singing: bohemian rhapsody - Queen


Random thought: You suck


So yeah just thought I'd update to let you all know Im still alive! Hm not much has been happening, Im still waiting for my fuckin computer. Leave it to Marlowe, eh? -.-; Eh..I bought a budgie for my fatass cockatiel, Freddy..So he's happy. And lately, in school (Home ec, mostly) Ive been..Creative. I'll take out lines of fabric and make em into a tie..And wear it around school. Or I'll make a ghey, pink belt..And wear it around school..Ya know. Hm my time is short, so hopefully, I'll update next week. Peace out.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, March 2, 2004 ++

++ Subway..mm ++

Currently feeling: Sleepy, bored, somewhat vengeful...


The voices in my head are singing: Hit that - The offspring.


Random thought: Sean Kachur would be hot if he was hot.


So yeah last few weeks have been amusing. I dont have spares anymore so I havent been on much I am however working on getting my own computer for the house. Free, of course rofl.Anyhoo, Been goin to "church" (bingo) alot lately, its fun as fuck. The last time I went, me and mom called my real dad, cuz we've been planning on meeting up with him for some time now. Im anxious to meet him. Ehh the other day mom an me damn near rolled the car..get this. We're doin 140 on the gravel roads, heading towards fisk (we were goin to Kindersly) and we see these 2 dogs about ..half a mile ahead of us. So we slow down and they go into the ditch. We speed up, figuring they arent gonna go on the road..Well this little black fucker lunges in front of the car, cuz..he chases cars. So we swerve to avoid hittin him, hit a gravel pile and go into a gravel swerve (keep in mind theres like 5 inches of gravel on them roads..) and so we swerve the other way to try stop the swerve (not smart, I know) and we get caught up in more gravel. We do a 360, and end up damn near flipping the car before we land backwards in the ditch..And now we cant get out. We got a 4x4 to pull, and it pulled the bumper clear off lol. So yeah..Har..I gave my mom a slight concussion cause I hit her head with mine, and wasnt wearing a seatbelt..Meh. Rosetown now has a subway woot!! K thx bye

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 ++

++ And then there was ice. ++

Currently feeling: Sleepy, anticipated...


The voices in my head are singing: The leaving song pt 2 - AFI.


Random thought: Holee sheet!


So yeah my mom got her nose pierced and Lloyds all mad cuz his mother doesnt like facial piercings. I, and everyone else, thinks it looks good. Lloyds a mommas boy. So last night we went to rosetown and drove around, found a dead cat to brake tork on, then headed for live prey. We thought we hit one, but we missed and found it half an hour later. While we were looking for it though, we found a shopping cart full of ..Ice cubes. Like..80 bags..So..We took it. All. Its in the back seat of my car rofl. Hm..I wanna get my nose pierced. Really bad. Im hoping to do it on the 26th, but I dunno. Hm..So yeah. I got alot of english to do tonight..Oi..-.- Bai.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Monday, January 19, 2004 ++

++ Demeaned.. ++

Currently feeling: Sleepy..


The voices in my head are singing: The leaving song pt 2 - AFI.


Random thought: Rawr..


Well. Ashley and Courtney are sleepin over at my place. Ash on the 25th and courtney..Dunno when. eheheh I cut my bothers hair, and he looks pretty retarded, yet I have him convinced he looks "cool" rofl. Tard. Been playing a game on PS2 thats alot like Aetolia. Its called Dark Stone. It pwnzors. Dude..Wtf I got nothing to bitch about right now..Except my moms stupid dog who isnt house trained, yet. Damn things almost 2! Hm..My ass hurts.. Kay well..Im outtie for a bit. Peace.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Thursday, January 15, 2004 ++

++ Fuck you Kyle. ++

Currently feeling: Ready to kick severe ass.


The voices in my head are singing: The leaving song pt 2 - AFI.


Random thought: AFI pwnz..


Im gonna kick the everlasting piss out of Kyle if that asshole doesnt stop flappin his damn lips. He's all talk, the fuckin pussy ass bitch. He says if we fight he wont hold back? Whatever, neither will I. His ass is mine. Ive been waiting for this for soo long. Blah. So yeah. Life in Saskatchewan blows the devils ass..Not much to do at all..Im thinking of switching my site to the Xmission server, not sure. I want Mandels input on that. But anyways, you know fuckin what? Men are down right assholes. But back to Kyle and how much I hate him. He's such a fuckin pussy. He's a lil rich boy because his folks are rich, and he gets EVERYTHING served to him on a silver platter. He fuckin sucks so much balls. Thinks he's so touch. Sure, if he fights dirty he can be somewhat of a problem, but I'll take him down before he gets a chance to do sweet fuck all. In other news..There is no other news, Kyles in for an ass kicking and magically the whole school knows it within 3 hours of me telling him that. Chances are, he over exaggerated everything, but whatever. Everyones betting on my to win rofl..Some faith they have in that fat fucker. I mean, sure he's nice and all. But theres the fact I hate him, he owes me money, and he wants to keep flappin his mouth and say shit to me? How fuckin dare he comment on my clothes when he's wore the same clothes 3 days in a row. *Grumbles* Whatever, if your reading this, and havent got the point/idea of this page yet, here it is.

I, Amanda Daniels, am going to personally beat the everlasting shit out of Kyle Cole, because he's a mouthy little bitch who needs to be put in his place!


Ph34r it, bizatch. Thats the gist of this entry. Eh..Dude..Jeremy Moreside is hot..*Nod* Stretch aint bad either..But anyways..I think its quiz time..*Nod*

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Fuck this. Im gone.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Thursday, January 8, 2004 ++

++ Fuck this. ++

Currently feeling: Spiteful, Angry, Down right pissed...


The voices in my head are singing: Eat you alive- Limp Bizkit


Random thought: Christmas Blows.


So yeah. I officially hate christmas. The past few years, christmas has been getting shittier and shittier. I have no x-mas spirit anymore, for I realize this is another bull shit holiday. Fuck each and everyone of you who say 'But this is the day christ was born' Fuck off. I dont give a damn. This is the day spoiled rotten smelly kids get visits from some fat fuck named 'Santa'. If you ask me, he's a pedaphile, and he's creepy as all hell. I mean, the original purpose of christmas is to celebrate christ's birthday. So why the fuck are all these lil assholes getting presents, hm? I hate christmas. Christmas is gay. -.-; Im done ranting, for now.

-- Update --


Alright, if youve read my disclaimer, and decide to send me hate mail, I'll do as I damn well please and, if I see fit, post it on my site, sort of like this one that I received roughly 15 minutes after updating. Please note, I decided to be kind and blank out your email address.

From: (xxxxxxxxx@sympatico.ca)
To: (ph34r_rel@hotmail.com)
Subject: Christmas at Mafia_rel.pitas.com

Dear 'Rel' as you call yourself. I just finished reading your blog and was appauled. Why do you hate Christmas so much? Your just a teenager yet, you have no right to hate Christmas. Also, Ive noticed your blog has quite foul language in it, not suitable for a young lady. Does your mother know you speak like that? --End email--.

First off, fuck you. My language is none of your damn concern, I'll speak how I like. Obviously, you didnt read the disclaimer, asshole. Secondly, I hate Christmas because its pointless. Another holiday in which assholes give gifts, thinking it'll make em look better. Another holiday in which to have a feast. Sure, celebrate gift giving. Does no one care that God all-mighty's son was born today? Only really religious people do, I suppose. So to you, lick my ass.

-Done-

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Wednesday, December 24, 2003 ++

++ ...Fsck this. ++

Currently feeling: Spiteful, Angry, Down right pissed...


The voices in my head are singing: Eat you alive- Limp Bizkit


Random thought: Raahhh!


Okay so yeah. Despite the fact that I was up all night on some bus ride, only got 4 hours of sleep within the last 2 days, I was in a relativly good mood today. Then Lynn tells me I get to stay in Calgary for another night. I hate Calgary. I dont wanna stay with my family any longer than I have to. The only good part of this is I get to play with ferrets..Where does the fun ever end? *Note the OBVIOUS sarcasm intended.* Blah. Now their dissing my hair..Old decrepit, geriatric buggers. Id rather be back in Saskatchewan with Frankie. Ive come to lurv it there, despite the fact that I have no computer. But do I sit there and piss and moan like some lil nancy-girl? Hell no. I take it like a woman!..Not some girly woman..but a woman that knows how to kick ass. Which brings me to my next point. Women are fuckin retards. I mean, they wear these ugly, uncomfortable shoes and suit and shit that make them look 'Sexy'. I think they look like morons. Why cant women be more like guys? Throw on a pair of baggy jeans, a t-shirt, some runners and go. I mean, guys are rarely uncomfortable. I hate really girly girls too..The ones that spend 3 hours to do their hair and another hour to do make up..But then theres girls that dont really give a damn, and say 'Im not a prep, I hate preps' But...dresses like an obvious prep. I hate those people. So much. I hate them almost more than I hate preps! Just to be safe..Im gonna say I hate every 9 out of 10 girls. Lets face it. If women ruled the world, we'd still be looking for the wheel, and fire. I can picture it, we're just about to make a life altering change when..Your nail breaks. EVERYTHING HAS TO STOP SO YOU CAN GO 'OMG I BROKE A NAIL!' Boo fuckity hoo. Stfu and keep working, bitch. You all need a good kick to head. Now some of you are thinking 'But Rel, arent you a girl?' Well obviously. But Im embarassed to be a girl. Its these lil nancy-whores that make me want to grow a dick-n-balls and say 'Shut up and make me a pie, biatch.' Which I do anyways..But yeah. You wanna get in my good books? Shut the fuck up about the latest fuckin fasions, stop wearing ugly ass skin tight pants (ESPECIALLY FAT CHICKS! I dont care how good you think you look. Fat is great, but it aint meant to be shown, hun.) And quit your bitchin about why Chris broke up with you. Chris was sick and damn tired of your shit. Suck it up.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Saturday, December 20, 2003 ++

++ When I move you move.. ++

Currently feeling: Bored, tired, pissy..


The voices in my head are singing: Stacys mom - Fountains of Wayne.


Random thought: Is that..it?


So yeah the last few days have been interesting..I liked them rofl. On tuesday I went to the city for a dentist appt..And it was cool cuz yeah..The next day I got to stay home rofl! Anyways on the way home from S'toon, we decided to be an ass and have some fun..So me and my mom would make faces at everyone we passed..I would stare at them retardedly and pick my nose and wave my findings at the people..We passed a manitoban guy and his wife and I did that..The wife thought it was hilarious, the guy was pissed. Then this creepy ass guy, the first guy we passed followed us all the way to Rosetown, like..When we passed a vehicle, he'd pass..And be RIGHT behind us. Skeery. My mom and I figure we should go to the city soon again lol..Im gonna try get my nose pierced when I get extra cash, and Im getting a tattoo soon. Its for sure. Im already thinkin about what to get. My theory is I should just go to the same place Ash went too, and I probably will. But my main concern is..Wtf do I get? Im thinkin somethin with fire..And my mom thinks I should get a troll. Let me elaborate on this because..The mother Im living with right now is my biological mother, readers who have been reading my blog for a while have come to know my mean, crusty old mother, Lynn, who is my grandma. I just wanted to make sure everyone wasnt like 'Why isnt her mom being such a bitch..' yeh..Lynn doesnt care if I get a tattoo now, lol. Also, Im making plans to dye my hair pure black with either blue, lime green, or like..BRIGHT red streaks..Cant decide. Meh..So yeah..Thats about it for now lol..OMG in wellness we were learning to dance..And Ash was my partner..Fuckin hilarious trying to two-step and all that..Oh yeah she burnt me a cd its kewl. Kay thanks bye.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Friday, December 12, 2003 ++

++ My brother is gay. ++

Currently feeling: Bored, tired, pissy..


The voices in my head are singing: Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit.


Random thought: Danny fullerton has shit breath, and he's uglier than a hat full of assholes not to mention he has the personality to boot.


My weekend was ghey. Nothing happened, cept Harvey came over, got drunk and left. I basically played GTA all weekend..Oh..cept for when I got bored and killed SIMS..Those assholes. So yea...This is..g..fuck this.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Monday, December 8, 2003 ++

++ And then you die.. ++

Currently feeling: Bored, tired, pissy..


The voices in my head are singing: Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit.


Random thought: Rosetown blows a goatless, dead boy who's been stuck to an elephants ass for 27 years' balls..o.o;


So yeah, Rosetown is..Uneventful. I must admit Ive missed its simplicity however, It only takes me 10 minutes to walk to the library now, as opposed to like..an hour. My mom has a moving van scheduled for Saturday, Frank is gonna go help her..Cuz I volunteered/made him -.-; Blah, I saw this guy named Sidd Koop, he's bald and I ph34r his lack of hair..But he's funneh..I guess. So I spent my lunch hour watching a bald guy "Motivate" people..I dont feel motivated, I feel like a fatass..Still. ..rofl -.-; I feel like quiz time, which I havent done in a while, but then, why put in the effort? Mandel has a cell exactly like mine, and she bought it just for AIM..And when I got mine she criticized me because she said it was a waste of money. Tewl. LOOK WHO JUST WASTED 150 DOLLA!..Okay so yeah. She IMed me the other day in my spare (I'll explain it in a sec) and shes all 'Come to Acct' I was like 'kay' so I waddle up the stairs, find her, and the door is locked..But theres cookies! So Eric, a tool, leaves the room and gets a big ass bag of dads cookies..Which I steal and run into the girls room with, and eat. But being so nice, I only at one. Then Eric gave me another one. Woo. Anyways, Ive got spares now because I returned so late into the school year, and I had work exp when I first started school here..Soo they figure instead of putting me in a class, they'll give me my spares, and I'll make up the credits in 11th grade or something..Doubt it. Rofl. I god damn hate school. Fuckin this stupid dog I live with, Hannibal or whatever, hes almost a year old, maybe over a year old. And this stupid shit head isnt house trained. So every morning, or sometimes at night, I have to continuously watch my damn step so I dont step in poo. Last night, I didnt step in any when I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth before bed..But theres was some behind me that I didnt see. So I go to shut the door, and smear the shit around on the floor, I didnt notice until I turned around to lock the door, then almost lost my supper.. Damn dog. If he does it tonight, Im gonna wipe his face in/near it or something till he gets the picture. Fuckin asshole. -.-;

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Friday, December 5, 2003 ++

++ Aw..Back in Sask.. ++

Currently feeling: Depressed


The voices in my head are singing: Stacey's Mom - Fountains of Wayne


Random thought: Last weekend was the best, and worst, weekend of my life.


*Yawn* Wellp..Back in rosehole. Who woulda knew? Sunday morning I was rudely awoken at 8:30 and told to start packing because I was heading back to saskatchewan. The only thing I could think of was Frank. So I packed up, and ran to his house. No one was up, so I stood there for 5 minutes crying and ringing the door bell until his mom opened the door. By then, I wasnt crying. Here was our convo..
Me: H-hi..Is Frank and Zach up yet? I really need to talk to them...
Marlene: No their sleeping..
Me: Okay...Thanks *Bursts out crying*
Marlene: Whats wrong? come on in, dear, I'll wake em up..

So yeah..then they woke up and I told em. Frank wanted something to remember me by so I gave him my bunnyhug that I was wearing. I left shortly after to continue packing, and he ran after me just to tell me he loved me..I started crying .-.-; I miss him..Lots..But we still email eachother and stuffs..We're trying a long distance relationship thinger cuz Im only gonna be here till schools over..OH YEAH..Back to -WHY- Im here..
Mom lost her job and thought it would be best for me to go back to Rosetown with Corinne (My real mom) as opposed to moving from school to school with mom..o.o. So yeah..Im back here..It sucks..I wanna be back in High river..*Sniffle* Im gonna go..Im tired..Need...sleep..Also..Working on getting..A cheap computer for my house..cuz Im not gonna be computer-less for 6 months, damnit.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, November 25, 2003 ++

++ DAMNIT ALL TO HELLL!!! ++

Currently feeling: Pissed off..


The voices in my head are singing: Stacey's Mom - Fountains of Wayne


Random thought: I cannot escape Hoja..Those assholes.


Well now. Ive escaped the craptacular singing skills of Hoja once...But it seems they caught up to me. I was lucky to skip the day they came to rosetown..But those sons a bitches found me here in High River. Of all places. Blah. Now I wish I was deaf..-.-;. Hm..Anyways, not much has been up, gotta work tonight, damn 3 hours shifts. DUDE OMG OMG . Some guy tried to sell me an Frank a bag of Coke for 70 dolla the other night..I was like 'wtf'..I told them I forgot my wallet at home..-.-; Retards. Wish I had my paycheck..OH SPEAKING OF WHICH. Those bastards at IGA are gonna hold my money! So I gotta go down to the bank tommorow, get these damn forms, give em to Kim so she can gimme my money on Friday, then I can go to McDonalds..Or buy a good pizza..Man me an Frank had the shittiest pizza ever. I wasted 20 dollars on like ..shit. They didnt have normal pizzas where we went..We had a bacon double cheeseburger shitmountain of a pizza..With money I was to use on pants..LOL..Dude --; Frank came with me to like every store..we went underwear shopping ROFL I TORTURE THAT POOR GUY. Hrm..>> I have..No life...-.-. Yeah I believe I'll get some pants in 'Toks tommorow..Woot. Kay..so..I'll update this shitpile of a blog later. Peace.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, November 18, 2003 ++

++ Amanda Daniels. Attourney at Law. ++

Currently feeling: Happy, tired.


The voices in my head are singing: Stacey's Mom - Fountains of Wayne


Random thought: Ima be a lawyer.


Hm well..Havin a good time..I work at IGA, woohoo..-.-. Em..Dating Frank..And its -amazing-. Lets see..Ive decided Im going to be a lawyer. After much arguing with my mother over some..personal topics..And winning the debates..Ive decided..I am intelligent, and I only need to apply myself, then, I will succeed in life. Woo. ..Im gonna go eat..and sleep..So sleepy.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Wednesday, November 12, 2003 ++

++ Frank on the brain..o.o ++

Currently feeling: Nervous..


The voices in my head are singing: Perfect - Simple Plan


Random thought: HARRRR.


Hm so yeah..Got a job, start today..I get to bag damn groceries. -.-; My friend, Zach, has a hot brother, named Frank, who digs me, rofl.. He's a sweety, but he's a shy kid man..He's 18 o.o; Heheh..Anyhoo..Yeah, in stupid person math because I couldnt handle normal math..Cuz..Im a moron..I smell good..But Im hungry..Oh so hungry. In this math, we do what we want, when we want. BEAT THAT ADAPTED MATH ASHLEY! HAH. -.-; Yeah right Im cool..Anyways..Uh..Okay..So.>Im grounded off my home comp for skipping classes..so I gotta use these which isnt so bad..My boob hurts....o.o maybe its growing..HAHAH TEACHER DROPPED DA PHONE...Oh..shit..her she comes. BYE!

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Wednesday, November 5, 2003 ++

++ I can be a skinny black guy named Ludacris! ++

Currently feeling: Tired, fat..Shitacular? o.o


The voices in my head are singing: Hallies song - Eminem


Random thought: Bout time this fat fucker updated..--


Well..Ive been grounded rofl. Me and mom got into a fist fight and I knocked her one good so she god all pissay. This new town is pretty good, got some good buds. Its so easy to skip classes though...Not that I have been. . . ^_^ Yeah so..Apparantly that greasy tub of shit Crystal visited Rosetown..God I hate her..She's so..Crystal..Blah. Hm..So..Yeah..Attempting to get a job..and..It isnt working. Being a pedestrian sucks the devils ass. Talked to Mandel and Eric today..Eric said Theres no way in hell Im ludacris and Im like 'Under all my makeup and fat, I can be a skinny black guy!' -.-' ..mm..Pie..So yeah. Planning a visit to Rosetown soon..Wonder where Im gonna sleep..x.x..Maybe a box?...ERICS HOUSE! MWAHAHAH! Anyhoo..Im bored..And I gotta go poo. Update later.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Saturday, October 25, 2003 ++

++ Hmm...You want to love me..... ++

Currently feeling: happy,nervous..


The voices in my head are singing: The new shit - Manson.


Random thought: Wtf do you do when a convicted, black, creepy pedophile is stalking you...


Well moved to Alberta..Its freaking amazing here! The duplex Im living in, my half of it is bigger than my house in Rosetown and the guys they have here? WOW. I miss Rosetown, but god damn yall cant hold a candle to this. I get lost trying to find my way around the block. Its huge. In my high school, theres about 1000 kids there. Got enrolled today and the people and teachers seem pretty nice. Takin a couple new classes like Drama, and instead of wellness Im taking recreational physed ..Its like adapted physed rofl! I just get to hang out and do whatever the hell I feel like ..Its a class for people who dislike physed. I get a spare in the after noon, and the worst part of school is it starts at 8:45 and its a two mile walk from my house. Apparantly I have to walk because I dont qualify for a fuckin bus. Ooorr I can pay 200 $ and ride it..I'll walk..Rofl..BACK IN MY DAY WE WALKED 50 MILES IN THE FREEZING SHNOW..o.o;; Hm..>> Im gonna go visit rosetown eventually..Like once every 3 months on major vacations..I think thats what ash and I worked out. o.o later days.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Monday, October 6, 2003 ++

++ Leaving..Soon..Waiting for the day..^^ ++

Currently feeling: tired, cranky..


The voices in my head are singing: The new shit - Manson.


Random thought: I'll stick it anywhere, you know why? You wont care.


Hm so yeah guess what? Not moving on christmas break, no my friends, for I, the evolutionary person I am, have decided to leave Rosetown as early as I can..Which means in a month, Im out of here. Truthfully, the only thing I'll miss is my friends, who I have on email or MSN..So yeah Omg I was reading through email and thought I had a fan boy..Turns out its just my uncle, the weirdo --; I was like '..ew, you pud..' Hm..So yeah..Picture day today, as usual, I take craptacular pics. *Nodnod* Yeah I dun love Mike no more, hes mean..And shtuff..--;. I got no friends. When I get to Alberta, I'll update lots, I promise. o.o So yeah Mandels nice and shes gunna make me a layout..so I gotta find a char to base it on. Later Days.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Thursday, September 18, 2003 ++

++ Albeta bound? Finally.. ++

Currently feeling: tired..fat, hungry, bored..


The voices in my head are singing: Breaking the habit - L.P


Random thought: Waow


Rofl, Bretts a tard. Im moving to Alberta on December 19th, bout feckin time. Anyhoo, just hangin out, Im gonna go, update later.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Thursday, September 11, 2003 ++

++ shake dat ass to da floo! ++

Currently feeling: tired..fat


The voices in my head are singing: Breaking the habit - L.P


Random thought: YAAY!


Hm..was talking to Mike (Yes, mike duffus) in class, and on MSN today, we just chillaxed.Schools goin good, Ive went drivin with mr rysavy a few times, going again tommorow. Went to the freshie, it was pretty fun. Hung out with these two guys named ryan lol. Hm..omg me and mike are gonna wear out wristbands tommorow *-preppy hand thing* rofl. SO yeah new layout coming soon I think. Im gonna have to shut down Rel.deiyasu.net because Ruu wont host no more. So there goes my email and my site. But whatever. I just gonna make a new, LEET email..and get a new , leet site. rofl...Someday ..Mike will be mine! *threatening tone..evil music in the backround..lighting flashes..then mr robertson falls down the stairs, insert the 'Bow chica bow bow' effect here.*

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Monday, September 8, 2003 ++

++ ..M4d 133t.. ++

Currently feeling: Nervous, excited


The voices in my head are singing: Breaking the habit - L.P


Random thought: Im a motha f00kin p-i-m-p!


So yeah 3rd day of school..Its goin pretty good..In work expierience right now but thats okay..Im just hangin out, havin fun. Got to drive with Mr. Rysavy today in p.2, gonna drive with him in last period. Ash went home sick so I took her driving turn mwahaha..So yeah just hangin out didnt go to Kindersly yesterday but thats okay! Man ..p.e was brutal yesterday..Im sore from it lolz. But whatever. It was only dodgeball XD!! I figure its just cuz I havent done anything all summer...Anyways see ya later.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Thursday, September 4, 2003 ++

++ Mandel Im not fat.. ++

Currently feeling: Nervous, excited


The voices in my head are singing: Breaking the habit - L.P


Random thought: Im a motha f00kin p-i-m-p!


WAOW! First day of school. Had tons of fun..Mikes in my work. exp. class..Wewt!! Hmm..I quit DQ cuz it was t3h b00l sheet. Mm Dude my classes this term are easy. Math, english, wellness and work expierience..Thats it. Ashley is in all my classes..Hm..not much else to say..I got to cruise today, we figure we're moving to a different house, but staying here in town. If we move, it'll be close to Ashley Whee..Hm got a new ring today, its a skull-pimp-ring got new earrings, theyre blue and..Uh..went out for dinner..Waow.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, September 2, 2003 ++

++ OMG! ++

Currently feeling: Nervous, excited


The voices in my head are singing: Breaking the habit - L.P


Random thought: Im more than happy to sit here lik a fuckin knob the rest of my life..NOT!


WOO! School starts soon, still workin at DQ. But heres the kicked that compelled me to update. IM MOVIN TO ALBERTA! Yes ladies and gentlemen, its true. Over the past year so much has been said about moving, none of it true..Until now. It is absolutly FOR SURE that Im moving to Red deer. Mm..My only problem is, this is Im in All of Ash's classes, BUT IM ONLY GONNA BE HERE FOR A MONTH!..Ee I'll visit you guys of course..Im gonna miss you all ^^! ..Mikes hot. >> mwahah peace!

Update - ..No. Im not moving.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Wednesday, August 27, 2003 ++

++ Meow ++

Currently feeling: Pissy


The voices in my head are singing: Faint - LP


Random thought: DQ sucks


Hm well I went to the city with Ash the other day and we went shopping for clothes, it was so awsome. I spend roughly 300 dollars there, which sucks. I bought alot of bitchin clothes wewt. Dude half way, not even, through my shopping spree, my bank card said I did the withdrawl limit, because I have a jr. account on my bank I can only spend 60 dollars on Debt and withdraw 20. So I was pissed, had to walk half a mile to the fuckin TD, withdraw all my money, walk back, and shop more. I was pissed, because I asked them to remove it, and they couldnt. I was like "WTF?" So me and mom gotta go raise hell >> Son of a bitch..At work I gotta bend over backwards for people, and its fuckin Dairy Queen! Why cant the banks do the same!? Anyhoo, I lost my voice, which is oh so joyeous . -.- Ahh..I'm working all this month, night shift thank god. 6 days off within the whole month, ouch. Dude..Cant wait till skewl. o.o; Get too see everyone again..Whee!

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Saturday, August 9, 2003 ++

++ Marlowes gay. ++

Currently feeling: Hungry, bored, happy


The voices in my head are singing: Going Under - Evanesence


Random thought: Rosetown is so lame, that if someone fell and broke they hip, it'd be front page news. Assholes.


Yeah just hangin out before work, Im expecting roughly 600-700 dolla this cheque. Gonna spend most of eet in teh city with Ash. Lol, I spent most of last night talkin to mike on MSN, we were dissin out Marlowe..cuz..Well..Marlowe wants on Evan >> Ew. Anyways..Why the hell do these people IM me..from..Neo pets..Ugh. Yeah Im just chillin, we had like a family reunion dealy..and everyone just got -hammered- it was funny..My Uncle rick is suck a burnout XD First thing he says when he gets here yesterday is 'Mom wheres the beer' I was like OMG. And so lastnight, 5 AM, he comes up stairs, and he always looks like hes hammered, hung over or burnt out so its hard to tell wh4t d4 d34l is. He comes upstairs and starts drinkin, so I went to bed..Cuz hes a weird. Lolz -- So yeah. Month left till skewl. Reeoooo..Well I cant wait. cuz..I can be an asshole again. XD!

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Sunday, August 3, 2003 ++

++ Weeeooooo ++

Currently feeling: Hungry, bored, happy


The voices in my head are singing: Going Under - Evanesence


Random thought: ..Mm..Mike.


Hm well my last few days were interesting. Michelle (My best bud) came out and we hung out for a few days before she went back to ontario, we met up with Travis who took us cruising and then we watched movies at his place, went cruising more, and went home. But that night, we went on a sev run and Mike happened to be there. Michelle knows who he is caz shes been talking to em on MSN and we were gonna pick him up that night after hanging out wit Travis because Michelle set that up..(Shes tryin to be like..match maker ^^ My sekc chipota bun) Anyways. Mike was behind me and Chelle was infront of me in the line up at the sev right? Mike goes 'Hey Amanda..' and I was thinkin 'Ahhh! Shitt..' I could feel my face turning beet red. So I didnt answer him. Michelle pops up and goes 'Hey Manda!' and she points at mike I was like 'Er..' So I turn around and Im all 'Yeah?' He goes 'Considering you have such a huge crush on me, why you dont talk to me much?' he was grinning the whole time he said that and I was like 'I dunno..' and I turned around blushing so..On our way out the door me and Chelle got stuck --; then when we finally bursted through she goes 'OMG HE LIKES YOU! YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ON MSN!' I was like 'er..I doubt it, the most I got from him was like a 4 second stare..or glare..whatever you wanna call it' and so she was on about that for the night. So I dunno what to think. --; THEN! She went and sent him an email bein forward it said 'Hey its me Chelle, do you like Amanda?' She told me this I was like omg..So yeah when he respondes we'll know/. Lol. Im such a dork. Anyways, my blog should be more interesting when school starts. But yeah Im gonna have to get a new email adress..S.o.B Ruu..--;; See ya.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Saturday, July 26, 2003 ++

++ Mm money ++

Currently feeling: tired, hungry


The voices in my head are singing: Rich and Filthy - Bif Naked


Random thought: ..Mm..some guys are hot...~.^


Well..Todays my day off..Mrs Summach died, and the other night I SAW A DEAD BODY! ..No Im not kiddin..I realleh did. Um yesterday fuckin..Kendall, Nathan, Kalyn, Whitney, Emalee, Jarret and Allana came in..Im sure there was more but they arent important. Anyways. I got to feed Kendall and all them. Wee..Ohh! Some hunnays go to the DQ Im tellin ya now! And this one hot guy gamme a 5 dollar tip. I was like 'Shweet!' And um..Well..I heavily doubt Im moving this summer..Which is good. Whee. Goin downtown today with Ash..Might get a new CD..Oh! I bought a Sean Paul CD. Wewt. anyways yeah..Im outtie for now..See ya later..((MIKE DUFFUS IS S3ZZY!))

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Monday, July 21, 2003 ++

++ Beep ++

Currently feeling: tired, hungry


The voices in my head are singing: Rich and Filthy - Bif Naked


Random thought: ..I need ..fewd!


Got to drive the other day, my biggest mistake was when I backed outta the yard and forgot to put the van out of reverse and when I went to go forward I kinda..Nearly backed into my neighbors house..But yeah. Been working, gotta work today..Soon...Argh yeah ktxhbye. Update when I gots da time.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 ++

++ fifteen dolla! ++

Currently feeling: tired, annoyed


The voices in my head are singing: Rich and Filthy - Bif Naked


Random thought: ..VROOOOM!


Well Not much lately's been happening. Ive been working, got today off, its mah birthday, Chelle's here but she's bein somewhat of a bag..>>. Anyways. Tonight me and Ash are goin to Pak's party dealy, check it out, maybe do a park Run. Its all good. I got my leaner's licence..VROOOOOOOOOOOMM!! XD. Ehm..Well thats really about it..Peace out for now.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Friday, July 11, 2003 ++

++ Holy shit batman! ++

Currently feeling: tired, hungry.


The voices in my head are singing: 'Curtis is hot in leather kalalalalala...' ((long story))


Random thought: ..What if I died?


I gotta do this quickly because I have to go back to work (I JUST GOT OFF WORK DAMNIT) Im filling in for someone.
Here's my last few days in short..

Ash slept over
I slept over at Ash's
Work
More work
Work...again..
Got my cheque, which was 250 dolla
Spent it all on makeup, a TY stuffed animal, an ADIDAS bunny hug, a fox racing shirt, food, and more.
Worked again
Got a -d34d- sekc layout, thanks again to the most honourable Ruu. ((btw that pic, is a my b/f's rping char..DROOL!))
Hoping to see my b/f tonight
Curtis D (guy I work with) is really nice..and he made me a poutine..plus he'd be hot in leather..mm..Curtis. ACK GTG BAI

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Friday, July 4, 2003 ++

++ ++

Archived your page..

-Ruu.

++ Rel bitched and moaned on Thursday, July 3, 2003 ++



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++ rel ++

Amanda Daniels, known to friends as Rel, or Amanda. Im 15 year old female from Rosetown.. I'm 5'9, medium build, with a tomboy-ish/gothic look. Grey eyes, blackish-blueish hair.
Favorite colour is black, of course. Im not retarded, Im unique.. I prefer night over day. I like lightning, and snow..Cold weather is always good..My musical preference is rap, rock, and punk. You know.. The good shit. I like to hang out with my friends at school or downtown, and guy scouting is -always- fun. Im unpredictable, funny, stupid and amusing. Im spontaneous, and very random.
Friends are my biggest priority, Im almost always with atleast one of my friends if I go somewhere. Rping and playing online is always a good waste of time. I'd like to give props to Sora who made my layout, and is hosting all my pics an what not, she is a goddesss..^^.

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Sora made it. Obviously.. we don't own Kenshin. But..Its Rels goal someday that she will own him..

++ contact rel ++

MSN IM: rel@deiyasu.net
AOL IM: Mafia Rel
E-mail: ph34r_Rel@hotmail.com

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and Pitas.com